Don't argue with the children

作者:英语 人气:0 发布时间:2010-11-24

Don't argue with the children 文章内容摘要:A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. 一个小女孩和她的老师在说鲸鱼。 The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because, even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small....

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
一个小女孩和她的老师在说鲸鱼。

 

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because, even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.
老师说,鲸鱼不可能吞了一个人,因为,即使这是一个非常大的哺乳动物,它的喉咙是非常小。

 

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
小女孩说,Jonah被一条鲸鱼吞噬。

 

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was physically impossible.
老师恼火的重申鲸鱼不能吞下一个人身体是不可能的。

 

The little girl said, "Well, when I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."
小女孩说, "好吧,当我到达天堂,我会问约拿" 。

 

The teacher asked, sarcastically, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"
老师问,反讥道: "什么,如果约拿到地狱呢" ?

 

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
小女孩回答说: "那你问他" 。
(呵呵,看懂没?最后一句小女孩回答真幽默哦,言下之意老师会去地狱)

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